The Final 19
81. I’m going to the Bears vs. Lions game in Detroit with all of my cousins and their significant others. I’m the only one without a significant other.
82. I just spent $11 on a $2 stuffed animal at Great America.
83. I feel bad about fussing about my landlords because they’re sending me a check for my damaged property.
84. Sometimes, guys pretend to only want a platonic friendship from me when they really want more then act like a pussy because they know I like that damn boy I like….oh wait, is that a problem about a bitch? Do over!!
84. I want another kid, except by the time I find a boyfriend, get married, and settle down, I’m afraid my body won’t bounce back.
85. My mother-un-law just called me to “help pay for Cinda’s dental work” a little more than 24 hours after I already paid for it.
86. My employer-funded life insurances lapses on the 31st.
87. I don’t have enough room on my ipod to sync all of the music I have in itunes.
88. Pretty soon, I’m not going to be able to get my hair done weekly.
89. My social calendar doesn’t necessarily align with being a parent.
90. Hurricane Irene is trying to put a damper on my Miami trip next week. *get it?*
91. I own plenty of dresses to wear to fancy places…I have no fancy places in which my fancy dresses can be worn.
92. My hairdresser only works Wednesday – Saturday.
93. One of my upstairs neighbor always takes my wet clothes out of the washer and puts them ON TOP of the dryer.
94. If I forget to bring my dryer sheets back into my apartment, they won’t be there when I go back out to get them.
95. I’m out of sour cream.
96. I only own two wine glasses. They don’t match.
97. I need to convince my old university that those two Fs I got were due to stress. (They were)
98. I never got to see Amy Winehouse perform live.
And FINALLY……
99. I actually sat down and wrote a post about 99 of my problems. I really DO have a problem.
As you can see, my life is far from perfect and far from horrendous as well. Truthfully, this wasn’t as meaningless as it appears at first glance. By typing out a few of my problems, I also came up with a few solutions. Listing my issues was pretty cathartic, publishing them was just me believing you all care enough to read about them.
That is all.
